I WILL BLOCK YOU FROM GETTING ON TUMBLR
DON’T FUCK WITH ME
I summon cats to give them my love! <3
PURIFICATION IN PROGRESS.
(Also I’m everyone’s sempai, yay.)
S A L A D S! AHAHAHAHA
Does your laughter cause people nearby to spontaneously combust into salad?
Turn into a lizard with… A large… gift.
…….. *curls to a ball*
I AM ZOMONK A CROSS BREED OF A MONKEY AND ZOMBIE, ILL EAT YOUR BRAINS AND YOU’RE BANANA’S TOO
♂ I’m a boy and I have a crush on you
♀ I am a girl and I have a crush on you
☀ You’re beautiful
☹ I hate you
♡ I love you
☼ I wish we were friends
⌘ I love your blog
♫ I relate to you
⊗ Please delete your blog
⋆ I want to know you in real life
⁂ You are my tumblr crush
♆ I want to fuck you
∞ I want to be your boyfriend/girlfriend
≈ I think you are a horrible person
₪ I think you are a wonderful person
⊠ You’re ugly
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog